From now on, I will be focusing on more fashion-oriented themes. Yes, there will be Douglas Adams references and daily musings, but more than that, I talked to a representative of Thread magazine on campus today going to swab my cheek for the bone marrow testers.

She and I (I'm sorry I don't remember her name) discussed my favorite subject: Lady Gaga, of course!

I spend most of the day listening to, thinking about, blogging about, and musing about Lady Gaga. It might seem a sorry way to live for some people, and maybe it is, but I have more confidence because of her than I have ever had before. I feel the best about my body that I ever have and I mostly give her the credit. Of course, I did shed 17 pounds, but before then I was sexy as hell, if a little too chunky for most people's tastes.

Now I will proceed to regale you with tales of my exploits and ventures into the world of FASHION. Get ready.